:) I'm weird deal with it

Jul 26

Anonymous said: the lady at the salon you went to was a fucking idiot tbh and idk how you manage to be calm when she says that

tomriddl:

oMg it was actually so disgusting, like i really wanted to cut my hair short and she kept telling me what a bad idea it would be and she was like “oh u shouldnt cut ur hair short!!!!!!!!1 boys love it long!!!!”

so i went home and cut it myself weh 

Jul 26
Jul 26

happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day

all the time

Jul 26
funoftheday:

In 1964 my grandpa found a pair of mastodon teeth in a cave in northern Arkansas- the coffee cup is for scale.

there is tons of cool stuff like that in Arkansas caves

funoftheday:

In 1964 my grandpa found a pair of mastodon teeth in a cave in northern Arkansas- the coffee cup is for scale.

there is tons of cool stuff like that in Arkansas caves

Jul 26

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

Jul 26
funoftheday:

The Gay Avenger

funoftheday:

The Gay Avenger

Jun 21
unheard-of-silence:

the-halloween-submaureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING
well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.

ICANTBREATHEIMCRYINGOHMYGOD

unheard-of-silence:

the-halloween-submaureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING

well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.

ICANTBREATHEIMCRYINGOHMYGOD

Jun 21

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

Jun 21

reblog if you wanna be a part of my “we care” page

zaynsbro:

my old we care page is pretty old and most of its urls are just inactive or deleted so I need to put there more blogs. so if you truly care and are willing to listen to people whenever they want to message you, reblog this post and I will add you url .

Jun 21

narcotic:

boys with dark hair and pretty blue eyes fuck me up on a daily basis

Their just plain amazing :)

Jun 21

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

Jun 21

spanglypants-mcfuckyou:

romanticise the fuck out of your identity. build a shining palace around your identity and decorate it with sparkles and shit if you want. it’s yours. no one else gets a say

This makes me happy not sure why

Jun 21

TODAYS THE SUMMER SOLSTICE AKA SOMETHING IS GOING DOWN IN PERCY JACKSON’S WORLD

Here is Winter Solstice

Jun 21

ryan-the-mad-king-haywood:

fingerbacksnap:

i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

Things are heating up in the anti-fandom fandom

Maybe went too far with fandoms how can you be something that’s anti whatever you are if you understand that i applaud you

Jun 21

hokeyfright:

1564 was 450 years ago. let that sink in